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I've never received anything for Valentine's Day, why, because, I've been single all my life, been asking women out for about 23 years in a row & been turned down every single time; never dated, never kissed or been kissed, never had a girlfriend, and still have yet to do the horizontal mambo, which I know I'll never get to do, because I can't get a girlfriend. So, I don't expect to win this contest, which only seems to be for people who've gotten gifts while in relationships; but that's okay as I've been entering contests for 25 years -- 2 years longer than I've been asking out women -- and have never won a thing...it seems contests and getting turned down go hand-in-hand!
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